Relationships: the slow, systematic process of revealing to another person, bit by bit, what a terrible person you are.
Relationships: the slow, systematic process of discovering how long it takes a person to fall in love with you, and then how long it takes them to fall out of love with you.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
And here I am wishing someone would have sex with me
03: You know when people do stupid shit and you’re like “I hope it was worth it!”? Sometimes I do stupid shit and think to myself, “I hope I thought it was worth it!”. Like going out into the freezing cold to smoke a cigarette.
a - amazon.com
b - buzzfeed
c - cracked.com
d - dailyscript
e - expedia
f - facebook
g - gmail
h - http://gmail.com
i - imdb
I’m sorry baby,
You were the sun and moon to me,
I’ll never get over you, you’ll never get over me.
(na na na na…. drop)
If I were to write a Story of Now, these would be the first lines…
It started with a breakup. No, fuck that that’s not true: It was delayed by a relationship. But that makes it sound like this story is about that, when that’s not the focus or even really the jumping off point. The story is about how it’s not about that. Let’s do this: I finished college a year ago. I like how that sentence looks. So full of past and possibility. I finished college a year ago. Six months ago I left the country. Now that sentence is more ominous, maybe more adventurous too but darker. This story is not dark. I’ll go with I finished college a year ago.