He lived with gorillas
April 2013
3 posts
Cynicism
Relationships: the slow, systematic process of revealing to another person, bit by bit, what a terrible person you are.
Or,
Relationships: the slow, systematic process of discovering how long it takes a person to fall in love with you, and then how long it takes them to fall out of love with you.
Publicly complimenting a professional woman's looks, as told with cheeseburgers. →
m.gawker.com
I liked this article. Except it’s not just mansplaining, whatever that is; it did a good job of explaining it to me and I have a vagina.
March 2013
2 posts
December 2012
2 posts
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
And here I am wishing someone would have sex with me
Lol.
Girl Talk
03: You know when people do stupid shit and you’re like “I hope it was worth it!”? Sometimes I do stupid shit and think to myself, “I hope I thought it was worth it!”. Like going out into the freezing cold to smoke a cigarette.
August 2012
10 posts
Play
Book Spine Poems →
100scopenotes.com
http://100scopenotes.com/2012/04/02/2012-book-spine-poem-gallery-2/
I would be really good at this. In fact, when I get home I am going to reorganize my bookshelf completely into poems.
A to Z of my browser's URL predictions
a - amazon.com
b - buzzfeed
c - cracked.com
d - dailyscript
e - expedia
f - facebook
g - gmail
h - http://gmail.com
i - imdb
July 2012
6 posts
I’m sorry baby,
You were the sun and moon to me,
I’ll never get over you, you’ll never get over me.
(na na na na…. drop)
* DANCE
Story of Now
If I were to write a Story of Now, these would be the first lines…
It started with a breakup. No, fuck that that’s not true: It was delayed by a relationship. But that makes it sound like this story is about that, when that’s not the focus or even really the jumping off point. The story is about how it’s not about that. Let’s do this: I finished college a year ago. I like how that sentence looks. So full of past and possibility. I finished college a year ago. Six months ago I left the country. Now that sentence is more ominous, maybe more adventurous too but darker. This story is not dark. I’ll go with I finished college a year ago.
